PHP2Shell Explained: Patched in Switzerland Before the 60% Panic

PHP2Shell is forcing governments to take sites offline. 60% of internet-facing PHP servers have no patch. Here's what went down, who's actually in danger, and why we were already safe.

For readers who still enjoy slowing down long enough to think.

For readers who still enjoy slowing down long enough to think.

PHP2Shell is forcing governments to take sites offline. 60% of internet-facing PHP servers have no patch. Here's what went down, who's actually in danger, and why we were already safe.

We clear up the start time of the Notre Dame–Rice football game. We also illustrate why some FBS teams like to schedule FCS teams every year.

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I share my specialty seafood diet, with all the fixins, including parasite-free greens and a big, beautiful smoothie.