Remember those astronauts that were left in space for eight or nine months by the Biden administration and then Elon Musk’s SpaceX rescued them in March? Probably not, because there was little fanfare about the valiant rescue.
In contrast, the legacy media is awash about Katy Perry flying on a rocketship this past week. She participated in a DEI (an all-female) automated space flight in Jeff Bezos’s Blue Origin rocketship. The “mission” lasted a whopping 11 minutes, taking the crew about 62 miles above Earth, and included guests such as fake news host Gayle King and Lauren Sánchez, Jeff Bezos’ fiancee.
Anyway, the fast food chain Wendy’s had this to say about all the hubbub made concerning Katy Perry’s going for a little 10-11 minute ride on the Blue Origin rocketship.:
“Can we send her back?”
Wendy’s on Twitter/X
Meanwhile, the astronauts who were left in space for eight to nine months with no plans to be rescued:
Most Christian-based Meal
This reminds me, during this Holy Week,1Holy Week is the week leading up to Easter, commemorating significant events in the life of Jesus Christ, including his triumphal entry into Jerusalem, the Last Supper, and his crucifixion. It begins on Palm Sunday and ends on Easter Sunday, with each day observing different aspects of Jesus’ final days. that I need to use one of my Wendy’s holiday gift cards to buy arguably the most Christian-based meals ever:
Wendy’s Big, Beautiful, Bacon Classic Triple
- The Big, Beautiful, Bacon Classic Triple. [1,200 calories]2Honorable mention: the smaller 930-calorie Big, Beautiful Baconator.
Here’s an image of this beef and bacon beauty by the blog, “Eat This, Not That” and a YouTube review by BrickEats.
What’s On It?
Per the Wendy’s description page:
Three quarters of a pound of fresh, never-frozen beef, Applewood smoked bacon, American cheese, crisp lettuce, tomato, pickle, ketchup, mayo, and onion on a toasted bun. It’s big. It’s classic. It’s got bacon. Fresh beef available in the contiguous U.S., Alaska and Canada.
Why Christian-based?
Think about it: beef (cow meat) and bacon (pig meat).
The followers of the other Abrahamic religions, the Hindus, and the Vegetarians don’t permit eating bacon or beef. Also, Seventh-day Adventists, a Protestant Christian denomination that observes Saturday as the Sabbath and believes in the imminent Second Coming of Jesus Christ, don’t eat pork (and sometimes don’t eat meat).
So, we Christians (Catholics and the remaining Protestants) can really enjoy these big, beautiful bacon burgers without too much competition.
Thank the Lord. Hallelujah.
Footnotes
- 1Holy Week is the week leading up to Easter, commemorating significant events in the life of Jesus Christ, including his triumphal entry into Jerusalem, the Last Supper, and his crucifixion. It begins on Palm Sunday and ends on Easter Sunday, with each day observing different aspects of Jesus’ final days.
- 2Honorable mention: the smaller 930-calorie Big, Beautiful Baconator.
